goods news!!

yesterday, one of the fools from HQ left our little family for another.

to commemorate this special day, i put together some of the conversations i have to put through with her:

#1: "11 months shipment is more that 12 months shipment"

me: and "FY05 Note" is the full year actuals?
the fool: not full year actuals, ABC is July forecast figures for full year supplied by C, others are Aug YTD multiplied by 12/11.
me: therefore "FY05 Note" is annualized?
the fool: yes
me: then how come the annualized figure is less than Aug YTD for ABC?
the fool: ABC is July forecast figures for full year supplied by C (she actually reiterated the point like i'm the fool)
me: oic... he just supplied 252K is it? which is less than330K, which is ABC's shipment up to Aug? (i'm mocking her)
the fool: during July forecast , yes. (it was already September, why she used an outdated forecast which did not make sense does not make sense to me either)

#2: "SEA task uploaded in system, but not in SEA"

me: regarding the change in plan from 5278K to 5223K
me: you mentioned that it was per K's email*
me: but per system, it is still 5278K
the fool: because, D asked me to adjust it in Asia Pacific task level*
me: since it is AP task, it won't be uploaded to the system?
the fool: it is uploaded to system, but just not in SEA. you know, SEA has 4 countries, how to allocate?
me: since it is only 55K out of 5278K, why not allocate proportionately? (actually i meant to say since it was only 55K, why waste time with a task? D's a fool too.)
the fool: I have to follow my boss' instructions*

#3: this is my favourite

the fool: Can I call you up now?
the fool: sorry, are u still there?
the fool: hello?


well, P, if you're reading this, you know i'm just playing. haha.


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* blind followers doing things without understanding are also fools. but i must admit, it's pretty convenient. for queries you can't answer, just blame the boss.